so in case you all were wondering what I’ve been doing with my life um the answer is incessantly reading What we Do in the Shadows fanfiction so here’s a masterlist of my favorites so far! I may add some more later but most of them are Explicit so be *forewarned*

When we Sway (I go Weak) 

includes lots of dancing, great descriptors, multichapter, and a fabulous bonus chapter

Sweet Home Clairton

the rarepair fic I didn’t know I needed but absolutely 100% did. incredibly well written sex scenes that seriously gave me chills + polycule!

Rehersal Night

Bdsm tones but it turns out so caring and sweet. One chapter pwp that you can’t help but love

Let me See You Come Undone

just read the author summary that’s all you need to know ;)

Give (n.): Capacity or tendency to yield to force or strain

yeah it’s just Guillermo and the dildos again don’t judge me

To Ease This Precious Ache

sexually charged sword fighting

Can’t Live Long on Starvation Rations

When I say this fic made me want to be worshipped I am not kidding. Absolutely stellar description and word use for a quick pwp. 

If I was you I’d want to be me to

Quintessential cloak of duplication/ masturbation fic that we all needed to read

The Great Marital Accord

Because we all know Lazlo likes to get pegged

My Boys

In which Nadja gets the worship she deserves

Reply with your own Recs! I want to see what y’all have loved! I’m thinking about writing some but I want to get more of my thoughts together before I continue with what I started

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homunculus-argument
homunculus-argument

Some rules in society are so-called "idiot rules" that are only in place for idiots. The Thing You're Not Supposed To Do can be done safely, but since an idiot can't do it, they have to officially prohibit it from everyone. And if you do fuck it up and end up eating shit, you're best off dusting yourself off, hoping that nobody saw you, and never tell anyone that you even tried, so they won't find out that you're an idiot.

gaynfl
gaynfl

being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

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ednygmasbowlerhat

When Clark said “he’s not even a very good dog but he’s all alone and he’s probably scared so i have to go get him” I was so happy because someone in that writers room truly understands superman better than we’ve seen in a long time. This is the essence of superman - that every living being deserves kindness and empathy and love simply because they are alive. Clark is the kind of guy who’d cry when he got stung by a bee not because it hurt but because the bee died when it stung him and someone in the writers room knew that and made sure it came through.

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rae-xoxo00

omg the girlies

astra-the-dragon

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

highlyillogicalandroid

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

poppy-tarts-stuff

Not leaving this in the tags

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dalegrbble

I saw this on insta and someone commented asking her how she knew they were in there and she said that she saw the mama duck with only one duckling and thought it was suspicious so she stopped to check and hear them quacking down there... :') <3

uncomfortablecliche

the way the momma duck sped up once she saw her babies yayyyy

dragon-in-a-fez
dragon-in-a-fez

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I can't express what it is exactly but there is something about the energy of this sign that says it is lying. not just lying but lying in a plot significant way. like this feels like a sign they would put in a video game as part of the environmental storytelling about how you're in a dystopian future where you can't trust anything.

charlesoberonn
charlesoberonn

So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

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And all I can think of is this iconic post

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alfalyrae
alfalyrae

James Gunn’s thesis statement for his Superman is simple and effective: "Be good. Do good. Be human despite the bad things. That is the most punk rock thing in a world so stoic and cynical."

And that’s how it should be. That’s beautiful, the new Superman movie is beautiful.